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Dear Sleeping Self,

I wonder if you talk in your sleep. It would be quite terrifying if I blurb out adjectives with matching proper nouns while others accidentally eavesdrop on my fantastic dream.

Dear DVR,

If there’s one thing you taught my nephew and nieces is that you made ‘em dependable to TV. Yes, they can watch their favorite educational show but it spoil them to the point where they lose track of time. What happen to the good ol’ days where we wait for a favorite show to come on.

Dear Phở (Tái, Nạm, Gầu),

You served me correctly by becoming a luxurious part of my dinner. Soup can be filling. *slurp*

Dear Comment Box Under YouTube! Videos,

You have successfully evolve human into a judgmental subscriber. I mean seriously, why write something down if you have nothing good to talk about or something totally irrelevant.

Dear NamcoBandai,

When are you seriously ganna release an ACE COMBAT for Playstation 3? I miss getting sucked in to the story and pretending to be a fighter pilot.