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Dear Missing Uncle,

It seems like we have no news of your whereabouts these days. How long has it been since we’ve last seen each other? Six years? And yet, ever since, we’ve got no contact. I’m kinda worried - you did have a great impact in my life. Hope you’re safe.

Dear Hypothetical Tomato Soup,

I have never in my life have this much craving, to the point that I flip the pantry and fridge upside down looking for vines of tomatoes. My taste buds are getting excited just thing about it.

Dear FAFSA,

Please, make me eligible this year. I want my scholastic life back.

Dear Camera,

What wonderful things are we ganna capture today?

Dear Backyard Wild Cat,

I know I said “I LOVE CATS” but today, you’re on my top X list. Not only did you enter my room, you soiled on my blanket! Best to stay away from me or my room if you don’t want to go six feet under.