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Dear Laziness,

You are a bitch! Stay out of my life!

Dear Garage Bed Room,

I’m sorry, you are not in my current priority list. You are good to me, it’s just so god damn hot in there! You know what? First thing tomorrow, we’ll spend some quality time - after I take my morning deuce.

Dear Jamie,

It seems that during my solitary season(s), a portion of me thinks of you. I guess the riddles that shaped us to growing further apart is still clouded with mystery to me. For some reason, I do feel slightly awkward in the beginning before we get to enjoy  each others’ company. I hope it’s just me being an idiot.

Dear Friend,

I don’t know if I should think of it as flattery, but I feel a bit uneasy knowing my individuality is being attack.

Dear Big Sister,

I think it’s best to let some, if not - all, the negativity off your chest. I mean sure, there are tons of annoying things out there, but there’s no need to pry on them. Don’t let the world bombard you with these droplets of negative forces. After all, if you collect them, then you’ll find your cup fill with nonsensical stress you don’t even need! As your little brother, I’m worried about the path your heading.