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Dear self,

For the remainder of the summer, please apply the theories for making your nieces and nephew become proficient in learning the American-English Language. Be a good uncle.

Dear Futuristic Car Makers,

If the future promises more automated vehicles and abolish manual cars, wouldn’t we lose some privacy? Sure, accidents are going to decrease but I’m pretty sure the cars are ganna be bugged by the government to a restriction. Pretty soon, humans are not ganna survive the jungle. And why would you want to lose the trill of driving?

Dear Kidnapper in Moreno Valley,

If you’re real, what mental defect cause you to do such monstrous thing? Seriously, do you just wake up one day and say: “What is there to do today?” “Oh, I know. Let’s kidnap somebody!” I think you’re sick!

Dear Cousin’s Neighbour Across the Street,

When are you ganna hang out your front yard again? It’s hard to script an introduction knocking at your front door.

Dear Kogi Truck,

Your random locations and spontaneous delays pressured us to race against the clock from city to city - which led us to frustrating detours and wrong locations. But since we were able to catch up, your Spicy BBQ Pork Burrito & Black-Jack Quesadilla was worth the adventure.