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Dear Musical Note: A,

I need to be well acquainted with you. This way I could always tune my instruments perfectly.

Dear Sudoku,

You have become my favorite pass time. For only $1.99, you consume ten percent of my day. I do need to exercise my mind.

Dear Marquis de Sade,

Your views on Nature’s vices and virtues are insightful and fascinating! However, your attack on dogmas, although reasonably agreeable, is disagreeable in my account. Isn’t our nature, since the age of reasoning, to yearn for a higher, infinite being? And since we have evolve to a reasonable man than to an instinctive animal, the barrier that slaved us in the animal kingdom has been abolished. And so, religions are the byproduct of human communication. You wouldn’t be able to scribe your philosophies down for me to read. Your writings are delightful!

Dear Sinigang slowly polluting the house with it’s intoxicating smell,

In thirty minutes, your doom awaits, everyone in the house will devour you. But don’t worry, we’ll savor every minute with you.

Dear Yesterday’s beer(s),

I miss your cold, crisp, refreshing taste of dark lager. Care to join me another round tonight in the Spa?