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Dear Nokia N93,

If it wasn’t for your quick battery consumption. I’d still be addicted to you. But thanks to you, I’m free from the enslavement of cellphones.

Dear Facebook,

It seems like you’re the (one of the) culprit of which I stare mindlessly in the computer monitor. I can’t help it, you have too many free games. Is this even healthy?

Dear Air Conditioner,

I LOVE YOU, even if we only get to spend a few hours a day, you spoil me with blissful pleasure that turns everything into cloud like feeling.

Dear Belle and Sebastian,

How in the world are you able to write such playful lyrics and catchy melodies? I could listen to you a hundred times a day and you’d still catch me singing along your songs. I need to write songs like that.

Dear (Steam) Rice,

You are one flavorless food and yet, you continue to drug me with your addicting taste. No food taste good without you and it’s corrupting my diet! I wish you could be illegal in the household for at least two months.