Do Not Open: Archive

Dear Charley’s Grilled Sub Cashier, I didn’t mean to be so flirty and troll you when you asked for my number, I get choked up in scenes like this. Plus, my heart already belongs to someone. Dear Big Brother What the fuck are you doing?! Gambling is consuming not only your life but the your family get your shit together. Dear Tennis, Yes! I have finally got a partner to play...

Mar 14th

“There was a place where I once belong, until I was forgotten.”

Mar 13th

Dear RCC, My gosh, all my hard work equates to none. All your electronic administrations are so confusing. Webadvisory isn’t working right. Dear Sickness, I hate it, It’s been a few days and I don’t feel productive at all. Dear Ricky Gervais, You are a genius! Introducing Karl Pilkington is the best goddamn thing since podcast.

Feb 16th

Dear EDD, Why are you such a hassle to put in Financial Aid?! You kept sending me the wrong gaddamn paper! Dear Food, Man, It’s time to keep on check again. Looks like I’ve gotten use to eating at night. 8pm is your time limit Dear Boardwalk Empire, You guys just test my patience everyday. I want the next episode already. It’s too awesome for just once a week. Dear...

Nov 30th

Dear Past Self, You were cool, not quite as daring as today but those days - where curious mind and immaturity are very much acceptable. Being young is just full of fascinating things that even a simple experience is a satisfaction. Dear Present Self, Time is an endless flow of stream. But somewhere alongside this slow/fast moving measure of life is a waterfall. And I hope before any of that...

Nov 29th

Dear Lewd Affair, Wow, seeing a friend done something too friendly with another person while s/he is with someone else is quite a disappointment. And I was given the burden to witness such intention. The problem is… I don’t know what to do. Fuck Lewd Affairs. Dear Weather, I love the cold, but damn, why do my room have to be in the garage? My toleration isn’t as powerful yet. ...

Nov 23rd

Dear Taco Girl, Why is it that every time I see you, you get a lot more lovelier than the last? I think I’m ganna write a short fictional story about you. Dear Common Generation (of my age) aka. Indie Enthusiasts, I’m really annoyed by how you measure your music appreciation or even knowledge just by knowing an Indie band(s). Just because you know a lot of unknown artists...

Oct 24th

Dear Self, Focus! you need to lose more weight. This week, I dare you eat delicious fruit. and please re-read all your motivations. It helps a lot! Dear You, It’s been over three months since I have physically seen you. How awful of me to think differently about about you. No one would understand what I’m going through and just like the lesson we learn from the Yin and Yang symbol;...

Oct 11th

Dear Self, Woo-hoo! You’ve lost twenty five pounds! That’s a big achievement. You are also twenty five percent closer to your goal. See, anythings possible. Just don’t be shaken out of your adamant will. Dear Computer, It looks like we are not as close of a buddy as we use to. I think it’s a good thing, leaving me more time to do other stuff (time I don’t seem to...

Sep 27th

Dear Traffic Court, You sure know how to fuck up my day! Didn’t even send me any mail regarding such any fault I did in the pass years, and now I’m have to pay you three hundred dollars extra for some late fee?! Where’s the justice in that! Dear Self, Amazing you walked ten miles today. The real astonishing stuff about it is that you weren’t even exhausted after that....

Sep 14th

Dear Self, I’m quite impressed. In three weeks, you have not been on the web. And also during those weeks, you’re barely on the computer for your own pleasure - keep it up! Dear Town Gate Mall, I’d say, I’m not a frequent mall-rat than I used to. My recent visit was quite nostalgic, though. For one, familiar faces since I was last employed in, are still there. Did lots...

Aug 28th

Dear Asian girl surrounded by family in Chinatown, Your visually tender, soft skin is such an eyemonger. And it doesn’t help when you stare at me with a smile - what a tease! Surprisingly, you’re not one of the vendors that occupied the district. Unfortunately for me, I can’t put my theories at work if I’m being cockblock by your family. Dear Mom, I don’t wanna...

Aug 12th

Dear Sleeping Self, I wonder if you talk in your sleep. It would be quite terrifying if I blurb out adjectives with matching proper nouns while others accidentally eavesdrop on my fantastic dream. Dear DVR, If there’s one thing you taught my nephew and nieces is that you made ‘em dependable to TV. Yes, they can watch their favorite educational show but it spoil them to the point...

Aug 2nd

Dear Tonight’s Dream, Today be more majestic than my last one. Something bizarre, exciting and an epic story in mind. I’m tired of a realism approach. Dear Bestfriend No.3, Although I say you’re number three in the list, doesn’t mean I have favorites. No, all of you are important factors in my life. It’s just these couple of months I’ve been laying low, I...

Aug 1st

Dear Missing Uncle, It seems like we have no news of your whereabouts these days. How long has it been since we’ve last seen each other? Six years? And yet, ever since, we’ve got no contact. I’m kinda worried - you did have a great impact in my life. Hope you’re safe. Dear Hypothetical Tomato Soup, I have never in my life have this much craving, to the point that I flip...

Jul 31st

Dear Laziness, You are a bitch! Stay out of my life! Dear Garage Bed Room, I’m sorry, you are not in my current priority list. You are good to me, it’s just so god damn hot in there! You know what? First thing tomorrow, we’ll spend some quality time - after I take my morning deuce. Dear Jamie, It seems that during my solitary season(s), a portion of me thinks of you. I guess...

Jul 21st

Dear self, For the remainder of the summer, please apply the theories for making your nieces and nephew become proficient in learning the American-English Language. Be a good uncle. Dear Futuristic Car Makers, If the future promises more automated vehicles and abolish manual cars, wouldn’t we lose some privacy? Sure, accidents are going to decrease but I’m pretty sure the cars are...

Jul 19th

Dear Musical Note: A, I need to be well acquainted with you. This way I could always tune my instruments perfectly. Dear Sudoku, You have become my favorite pass time. For only $1.99, you consume ten percent of my day. I do need to exercise my mind. Dear Marquis de Sade, Your views on Nature’s vices and virtues are insightful and fascinating! However, your attack on dogmas, although...

Jul 17th

Dear Nokia N93, If it wasn’t for your quick battery consumption. I’d still be addicted to you. But thanks to you, I’m free from the enslavement of cellphones. Dear Facebook, It seems like you’re the (one of the) culprit of which I stare mindlessly in the computer monitor. I can’t help it, you have too many free games. Is this even healthy? Dear Air Conditioner, I...

Jul 17th

Dear Self, Please try to remember your goals everyday and applying that on things that needs special attention. Dear 122°F+ Weather, Why the hell are you bringing the inferno to Earth, I like it when you were sixty, at least I can put more clothes on instead of stripping to none. Dear Rosa, Thanks to your witty electronic diary format, I made one myself. I hope you don’t take it as an...

Jul 16th